A satirical mockumentary about how humanity has become irrevocably disconnected with the woods and nature as a whole. The story follows Greg, a man going through a mid life crisis who decides to leave his home and his wife and make a documentary while living in the forest. Though he has no skills in the woods, he decides to live as humans did prior to civilization with nothing but his wit, determination, and a few tools to help him along the way. Can Greg last a week in the woods?